#live you beautiful bitch

[dezz111]

Looks my fellow gays in the eyes

You.

You have the ability to do the funniest thing on Earth.

Trump has declared that men do not exist. That means all my trans fem friends are officially women. That means that if you are gay and are told you can't love another man, just say that your partner by law is not a man and that its fine. If you are lesbian and someone says that you shouldn't be with another woman, tell them that technically everyone is a woman and they're also sinning because they're now in a queer relationship. For the non-binaries and gender fluids, you can now argue that anyone who tells you you aren't the gender you are, tell them that the law now declares everyone a woman and that everyone has become fluid to some extent.

Look, Im no good at comforting people. But what I'm trying to say is to not let Trump's stupidity be the end. I don't want these next four year's to be someone's 13th reason. You are you. You love who you love. Don't Collonel Collusion make you do something you can't take back.

I want all of you to live.

Live for your. Live as yourself. Live to spite the Cheetoh Dust Derby.

Because at the end of the day, you can hold the hand of your partner and not have them smack it away on national television. Multiple time. Every time, actually...

These next four years will be hard but we can survive them and hopefully get someone who actually cares about us. Who cares about you.

And if you need a reson to live, even a really dumb one, I can give you my list I use:

Felix Lee is my alarm and I'd hate to never hear his voice.

Genshin Impact on the Switch

My dog is too bougie to survive without my dumbass pampering her

Pedro Pascal and Henry Cavill Edits

Spite

I need to finish the fic I was writing...

There's no AO3 in the afterlife

I need to finish my Weebtoon...

season 2 of Ouran Highschool Host Club

Bianca del Rio on Drag Race All Stars

the list goes on but it also gets unhinged so that's all you get.

But live you beautiful bitch!

Live even if only to spite the enemy who doesn't know you. Live knowing that their hate is measure of the stupity that they test at every perceived convenience. Live knowing that you live a life more fulfilled than the follies of a man unloved by the whose hand he longs to hold.

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[trappedinafantasy37]

Minthara is a paladin of her word. She does not make promises, she makes vows. She makes oaths. Even as an oathbreaker, she heavily adheres to the tenants of it. Being an oathbreaker just gives her more flexibility and freedom to fulfill the oaths she makes. She never breaks a promise and she never breaks a vow, and when she says she's going to do something she is going to do it.

So when she says she will go to Avernus with or without Karlach, she means it. She will personally throw hands with Zariel, and the only thing that will stop her is Zariel's death, or her own. And it is one thing if Karlach does go with her, but a whole other thing if Karlach dies on that pier.

Not only will Minthara be grieving, she will be wrathful. And she's going to channel that wrath to the front to avoid feeling the grief (cause she doesn't always approach her emotions in the healthiest way). And she's going to take some of Karlach's rage and Karlach's fury with her. She will kill any demon or devil that gets in her way. There will be no distractions, unless the side quest gets her closer to Zariel or increases her chances in the fights to come.

Minthara is not doing this for power, she is not doing this for glory, she does not care for a crown or a throne. She is down there in Avernus to avenge the love that burned out too soon.

[thatbitchmabel]

Vipers Together 🐍

Rae and Key from @sarahreesbrennan’s Long Live Evil. Because evil villians must make time for evil cuddles during their evil schemes.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obsessed with how the literal second charles first dies in the classic comics magneto finally comes back for the first time in like twenty issues

[journey-to-the-attic]

I’m sorry they didn’t even put more cabinets above the microwave like that’s prime real estate don’t have sad loose wall microwaves. It’s soulless without cabinet support

i'm so glad we can all agree. it's so BAD!! the a microwave just straight up shoved into the wall? the quite frankly overindulgent amount of counter space that contains virtually nothing, no kettle no toaster no knife block no fruit bowl?? just four mixing spoons in two pencil pots?? THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A FRIDGE OR FREEZER????

modern spotlights over the counter and then a fucking candle chandelier over the island. the single potted tree in the corner. the fumehood being the same colour as the wall and not the stovetop. the countertops apparently being METAL... the entirely cream/beige colour scheme.... the conference room-looking chairs and table in the back corner.....

it's so funny. how were they living like this??

[queenofdisaster88]

🩰🌺🕯️🍒🪽🦢

[sideblogdotjpeg]

i am not immune to launchpad sol and albin thoughts

[boxwinebaddie]

this selena cover is the cd song ever of all time jysk :*

[cherrycherryking]

playing ddlc finally please tell me im not crazy. that "amy likes spiders" poem its so fucking gay

[actual-corpse]

Just got a rude reminder about how great it is to never have children/ be an only child.

There's too much drama involved with dying, apparently.

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I find myself thinking, 'no one is coming to save me, it must be because I'm stupid and ugly, a bloo bloo bloo' but then I usually refute it with, 'BITCH, NO ONE CAME TO SAVE AMY WINEHOUSE, AND SHE WAS AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE.'

[caesurah-tblr]

I just saw a clip of Green Ninja’s base…

What the fuck is that? They didn’t even have 3 block high ceilings? They deserved to get eliminated /j

[ohsalome]

[foursaints]

good for you and your alveoli!! the November Cigarette Break is a tempting mistress, but she is the ENEMY!!! i'm still a pathetic simp for her despite the fact that she steals my money and treats me the way my dad used to. doesn't ever put anything towards rent, either. best to keep your distance and gaze longingly at the two line cooks smoking a fag, hips propped up against a leaf-strewn dumpster while the wind kisses their cheeks pink. at least your healthy lungs could carry you to victory in a footrace

first of all i’m so obsessed with the way you phrased this. i can’t get over you… like the ghost of a beat poet in my askbox

[katyalesbo]

my pov of trixie’s favorite clip from the bald and the beautiful live pod in atlanta (extended cut)